teatime 

It's a replacement variable prank for the word "nigger"

teatimes like to eat watermelons and rape white women

teatime by vinetari March 22, 2005

Teatime Ballbag

A man in their mid fifites who had lost a "man boob" through an accient, usually will have a beard and an extremely bad temper.

Marc: Woz! Look, Gilly's only got one Tit, the mardy beardy twat!"

Woz: "Gilly?!"

Gilly: "What?!"

Woz: Yelling "You... Teatime Ballbag!"

Teatime Ballbag by Lord Muttonchop October 18, 2008

Teatime Chat 

Testing 123

Teatime chat urb test

Teatime Chat by babinalvagino December 6, 2022

long dark teatime of the soul 

A sensation of an emotional void and pointlessness filling a Sunday afternoon, and the sensation of the impending Monday.
Coined by Douglas Adams in his 1982 book "Life, the Universe and Everything", and serving as the title for another of his books in 1988.
Synonymous with The Glenroes, and when exacerbated by a hangover - with the Sunday Scaries.

"In the end, it was the Sunday afternoons he couldn't cope with, and that terrible listlessness which starts to set in at about 2:55, when you know that you've had all the baths you can usefully have that day, that however hard you stare at any given paragraph in the papers you will never actually read it, or use the revolutionary new pruning technique it describes, and that as you stare at the clock the hands will move relentlessly on to four o'clock, and you will enter the long dark teatime of the soul."

- Douglas Adams, Life, the Universe, and Everything.

long dark teatime of the soul by saint_yossarian April 15, 2019

pepelaugh teatime 

You use this combo when somebody dosnt realize the obvious

Person 1: Bro what even is that?
Person 2: Pepelaugh TeaTime oh no no

pepelaugh teatime by Pepelaugh TeaTime November 8, 2020

long dark teatime of the soul 

Spiritual and physical void found at the centre of the Sunday Weekly Galaxy in "So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish" by Douglas Adams. Used as the title of Adams's second Dirk Gently novel. At its worst in boarding school. Trust me.

Sorry, but between that crappy lunch and the next crappy dinner, I'm currently experiencing a long dark teatime of the soul.

long dark teatime of the soul by Fearman October 30, 2007

Pepelaugh TeaTime 

You use this combo when a person (most commonly a twitch streamer) doesn't realize the obvious

Person 1: Bro what are you talking about
Person 2: Pepelaugh TeaTime oh no no

Pepelaugh TeaTime by Pepelaugh TeaTime November 8, 2020