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dadabase

A list of all da clueless sperm-donors whom a pregnant gal has fairly-recently done da bouncy-bouncy with.
Many gals are proud of da long list of dudes whom she's had a roll in da hay with, but then when her belly starts to swell, said lengthy dadabase suddenly becomes decidedly UNdesirable --- on in this case, we could also say "undesireable", since we're referring to which "stallion" it was who "sired" said unexpected love-baby --- in dat having so voluminous a "potential-papa pool" means dat it will require an extensive --- not to mention exPENsive --- degree of research, such as figuring out how far along she is, how long ago each guy had last "done it" with her, whether condoms/pills had been used every time, etc., and then performing super-pricey DNA testing on any possible paternal suspects, determining if da child's actual father is truly fit/capable of his parental duties, etc.
by QuacksO May 5, 2022
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dadabai

The most rizzed up fellow in all of india and Pakistan
Yo ima dadabai up right now
by Daddy bez x Sammy wammy October 7, 2022
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Dadaash

A very large/fat person with ultimate rizz, Usually friends with a Muammin Peter.
My friend is a dadaash.
by zoohair July 3, 2023
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Dadabetes

A condition wherein a parent wants to be seen as “cool” by their child/ren and/or their child/ren’s friends, especially if their child/ren is/are teenaged, and they try way too hard and just come off as desperate. Additionally, any pathetic adult who wants to impress kids/teens, or any older person wanting to impress younger people and be thought of as “cool” has dadabetes. The current trend of Gen Xers trying to gain “cred” by listing all the (supposedly) hardcore things they went through is a perfect example of dadabetes in action
All these aging pretentious Gen Xers on Tik Tok saying they’re the toughest generation because they drank from the garden hose, is a desperate attempt for them to be seen as cool by Gens Z and Alpha; pure dadabetes
by Jeffersoncat July 29, 2024
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Humza Dadabhoy

Humza Dadabhoy is a cute and morally correct guy who you can fall in love with. He is insaley charmign and attractive.(PS he comes to my house for this definition)
by hafsuq April 10, 2023
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