dIRe_

dIRe_ is a person known for his obnoxious appearance and his detestable acts.

My god, that was a dIRe_ looking creature!
I gotta puke, I just saw a dIRe_!

by truly yours! July 25, 2003

dire rear

When you have loose bowels. Diarrhea. You know, when your rear is in a dire situation.

That curry gave me dire rear!

by Poodlechimp June 5, 2009

dire straits

to be in serious shit !!!! to be fucked up !!!

you dumasses don't even know your own language !!! You're in Dire straits

by estranger October 7, 2010

dire bear

Like a bear, but dire. Similar to dire wolves.

"All of Winnipeg is overrun with dire bears"
"Dude, to kill dire bears, use a fully upgraded whirlwind dreidel special move. It kills all of them."

by ScottTheGiantDick April 30, 2014

Dire Straits

The most useful way to divide the body of music created by man, is into Dire Straits, and non-Dire Straits.

Once you've learned to appreciate the subtely and refinement of Knopfler and company, every other artist pales in comparsion.

Eric Clapton has admitted an inferiority complex because of Knopfler's majestic guitar stylings.

Dire Straits: will there ever be a better band?

"Dire Straits is the only band that plays like an organic whole" -- Bob Dylan.

by Chris from Vancouver July 7, 2005

Dire Straits

A awesome band, who plays tightly, amazing guitar solos, very unappreciated in the younger generation, and that's a shame because this band "played as an organic whole" - Bob Dylan
Probably the most popular of their songs (lthough they wrote many good songs) is "The Sultans of Swing"

Damn man I cruise to the dire straits album in my tempo. It's the best cassette I own.

by Will stuck in OntARIO November 16, 2005

dire shits

Something that is generally bad. It can also pertain to episodes of excessive shitting after a night of heavy drinking.

Man this cafeteria food is the dire shits and gives me the dire shits too.

by Piowl September 7, 2014