cyclist

A group of people that think all they can do all day is go slow as shit in the middle of the road and then complain when they almost get hit by a car,or they see a "fuck cyclist sticker".

almost beat the shit out of a cyclist this morning

by Fuckcyclist February 26, 2020

cyclist

A cyclist is a lazy cunt who can't be bothered walking, while pretending to be morally superior because they don't drive.

Oh for fuck sake, how many cyclists have I had to try and get past today?

by I Hate Political Correctness November 25, 2019

Cyclist

A brain dead unit that has no common sense let alone road sense. Usually in lycra, riding two or more abreast congesting traffic for kms behind them. Also refered to as fuckhead, fuckwits, dumb cunts etc

Look at those fuckhead cyclists riding 2 abreast, "single file fuckheads!!"

by Regopayinannoyedmotorist February 23, 2019

cyclist

Living nuisances that might as well be run over because they are slow as fuck and contribute little to nothing to society.

Person in car: "Go faster you stupid fucking cyclist!"

by hahahahahahahahahahahahahh1236 August 17, 2021

cyclist

someone who cycles shitty internet jokes on a bb because they can't come up with good material

did you hear that craptacular joke bob told the other day? what a cyclist.

by vangroovy January 18, 2009

cyclist's shower

When you're on your push bike and the car in front washes their windscreen and you get covered in screen wash.

I got a lovely cyclist's shower on the way into work this morning

by mikestreety September 19, 2017

Cyclist tipping

When a cyclist stops at a junction or red light and tries to keep balance without placing feet on ground. Very similar to cow tipping, window down and push.

“Dude, You see him trying to keep balance on peddles........roll down window.......fucking CYCLIST TIPPING is AWESOME!!!! Stupid peddle wanker!!”

by Iwannariot March 14, 2019