cyclopath

1) noun: a person who bikes in extremes such as traffic, twisty roads without sidewalks, the middle of winter, etc.
2) noun: a person who bikes in an aggressive or borderline insane manner.

Alex is a totally cyclopath. He biked all the way around town during that snowstorm!

Jess is a cyclopath! She just knocked down that other biker with her foot and insulted his mother!

by UrMommmm!! May 2, 2010

Cyclepath

The people who ride ten speeds across the rocky mountains with an ass no bigger than the seat

I am late cause those cyclepaths from Ride the Rockies

Wtf are people doing biking over Monarch fucking cyclepaths

by HighdeeAnne September 20, 2020

Cyclopath

Cyclopath. Noun. A person with this behaviour (usually a car or taxi driver) shows an irrational and deep rooted hatred of cyclists that is impervious to any logic or reason. The behaviour is exhibited variously from a belief that cyclists should be responsible in some way for the upkeep of the roads (as drivers wrongly believe they do through "road tax", correctly called VED) through to the belief that cyclists have no right to use anything other than the extreme nearside of the road, must always wear high visibility clothing and helmets, and should be licensed with visible identification. Ultimately this belief may progress to physical threats and abuse, so-called "punishment passing" and harassment both verbal and physical. The condition has yet to be classified as a mental illness under DSM-IV but is well recognised by the cycling community as a sociopathic condition. There is some evidence that it extends to institutions such as the Police and the Judiciary. The term is believed to have first been used in a post to Critical Mass London in December 2014.

Had another cyclopath ranting at me to get off the road today

by cyclopaths September 15, 2020

Cyclepathic

Cycle-Pathic -

While on a push-bike, mowing down innocent people that are walking on the cycle path.

"Wow seeing that group of teenagers on the cycle path really gives me 'Cyclepathic' Tendencies." Bob says after attaching spikes to the front of his bike and speeding towards them.

by COMMANDER CUNTPUNT October 20, 2020

cyclopath

the psychopathic behaviour of cyclists

cyclist: (crossing lanes without looking)
me: (driving) geez. look at that cyclopath. i almost run him over.

by cheesygeek February 19, 2013

Cyclepath

Someone so edgy the can't even spell "psychopath"

"im such a cyclepath dont push me."

by gamner man August 3, 2023

cyclepath

An edgy person whose purpose is to be evil and quirky. Mainly seen in "what expression would you have if ___" slideshows.

"10J because I'm a cyclepath"

by airbornergd July 24, 2024