Cyberholism

noun
1.the condition of being an cyberholic.
2. the most common known cause of calloused fingers.
3. what you have when you become adept at multitasking both typing and masturbation.

1.Jonny couldnt look at the keyboard without his hands shaking or getting a hardon ...thats when he knew he had become a cyberholic.
2. when someone says hello to you in a online chat room and you get instantly aroused.
3. Hallucinations :an illusion that the person is (cyber) sexually appealing to someone else.

Early Warning Signs:
1. Spastic fingers
2. If you have ever lied about how much you cyber.
3.If the sound of typing makes you wet.
4. If your home page is set to SexChat.com.
5.If just by reading the word cyber you start humping your keyboard.
6. Buying a computer because it looked sexy on your desk at home.
7. the letters "O" ,"H" and "M" are worn out on your keyboard example "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!"
8. You buy a plastic keyboard cover... just incase you get lucky.
9. Getting so frustrated by not finding someone to cyber that you start pming yourself just so you dont fall out of practise.
10 ... You understand all the jokes in these examples. If so, my friend, technology has taken over your sex life. We suggest, for your own good, that you go lie under the first sexually uninhibited (real) person you can find. And don't take your laptop.

by PervertedClownMaster & PCMs~christine~ August 14, 2004

cybersoul

a person's alter ego that only comes out when chatting on the internet

girl: I thought you said you were tall, dark and handsome...
boy: OHHH, no. Sorry, that was my cybersoul who said that.

by jeslro October 9, 2010

cyberology

the study of the Internet and its applications; Internet science.

Cyberology is an ever-growing science at present. Many apps are being explored and developed virtually on a daily basis.

by uttam maharjan March 2, 2010

cyberworld

Any visual electronic venue where one can be a role playing character or an avatar, or be a quasi-avatar; usually in a video game or in a virtual reality senario.

Dude, school is such a bummer I can't wait to get home and jump into my cyberworld.

by Guido1 October 27, 2009

cyberpoo

Using a laptop while defecating.

That awkward moment when you're doing a cyberpoo and someone asks what you're doing.

by fashion_whorex October 23, 2014

cyberworld uneducated

used to define those of which do not know the current standards of cyberworld language; the uneducated users of cyberworld.
uses normal use of "=", "*", and lack of punctuation at correct time.

Jessica commented to Justin saying:
"hey=)***
wats up!!!!"
Justin didn't want to reply, due to the fact Jessica is "cyberworld uneducated"

by anonymous723723 January 17, 2009

cyberholic

A person addicted to the Internet.

He was on the 'Net last night for 14 hours? Man, he's definitely a cyberholic.

by uclafalcon February 2, 2004