Cutlery Drawer

When more than two people are spooning it becomes a cutlery drawer

Can I join in with the spooning? Sure! We can make a cutlery drawer!

by Basicallytbf. August 18, 2015

Gay Cuntler

Gay Cuntler (born April 29, 1983) is a quarterback for the Chicago Bears of the National Football League. He played football at Vanderbilt University. Cuntler began his professional football career with the Denver Broncos, who selected him as the 11th overall pick of the 2006 NFL Draft. He spent three seasons with the Broncos before he was traded to the Bears in 2009.

THEY SACKED GAY CUNTLER AGAIN

by Captain Cadaver January 24, 2011

curtwen cult

A swag group of homosexuals (and ellen) who are the children of mush and owen. They arson stuff for fun and marry each other despite the fact some may call it self love. No, I'm not telling you who wrote this, so don't ask. Also, AAC stop eating a skateboard pmjb-

Remember to water your brain!

The Curtwen Cult are really swag people :D

by a swag curtwen February 16, 2021

Jay Cutler'd

To force something like Jay Cutler forces the football into double and triple coverage and to epically fail.

1. When I couldn't answer my girlfriend's question and she was looking at me weird, I Jay Cutler'd it and said the first thing that came into my head, and she dumped me. Fail.

2. I was trailing by 14 points in the 4th quarter in Madden '10, I Jay Cutler'd it and threw a pick six. Fail.

3. I had an exam and didn't study, I had to write an essay about something I had no clue about. I then Jay Cutler'd it and wrote a bunch of bullshit, I got an F. Fail.

by brightz[tyop] December 16, 2009

Cutlerish

A gigantic pussy. Acting in a cowardly, timid or unmanly manner, especially in the presence of brave men. In general terms, the perceived failure to demonstrate sufficient robustness in the face of a challenging situation.

A reference to the 2011 NFC championship game in which Jay Cutler of the Chicago Bears, who was performing poorly, left the game with a knee injury, and did not return, despite his team being down and his being able to walk around on the side line.

My buddy is trying to break it off with his girl, but hes being really cutlerish about it.

by Heythere!!!! January 25, 2011

Saucy cutlet

1. A meat patty covered in sauce.

2. An attractive female.
Real men love eating meat patties, especially meat gloriously lathered in sauce. Saucy cutlet, when applied to the female sex, refers to those women who you would like to cover in some of your own salad dressing.

NB: a compliment only to be dished out to females >8.5

* Cutlet often pronounced as in French with a silent last letter (coo-lay)

Jeeezus look at that saucy cutlet (coo-lay) on the dance floor. She really tickles my fancy.

by Sandwich_Camera July 19, 2012

Pulled a Cutler

Whenever you do a great job and just throw something away at the end, invalidating all work you did earlier, then you pulled a cutler.

The phrase originates due to the performance of the 2009 quarterback of the Chicago Bears: Jay Cutler. He knows

how to ruin games in an epic fashion.

No QB failures were more epic than Cutler's opening game with the Bears against longest-NFL rivalry Green Bay, where he managed to have 6 turnovers in a single game.

Others can argue how on November 12, 2009 when Cutler threw an interception in the end zone with 2 seconds left of play after marching the bears up the field for 70 yards, was a most epic quarterback failure. (He managed to throw 5 total interceptions this game).

Ever shoot pool clearing out every ball only to scratch on the 8 ball? You pulled a Cutler.

Ever been in Vegas, up 2000 dollars, only to bet it all on red and lose it all? You pulled a Cutler.

by New York Transplant November 13, 2009