This problem was caused by Windows. This program was created by Microsoft Corporation. Microsoft Corporation does not currently have a solution for the problem that you reported.

The most common, if not the only message you will see when linking to Microsoft's "solution pages" after using the error reportingfeature

Example: When my PC couldn't play music due to a "missing audio device error" I linked to this message screen.
So I went looking on message boards for similar issue and found one. The person posted about how Microsoft had nothing.
That forum entry was posted two YEARS before.

Me: Oh cool! I can just link to Microsoft's solution page! How convenient....

This problem was caused by Windows. This program was created by Microsoft Corporation. Microsoft Corporation does not currently have a solution for the problem that you reported.

Me: You've got to be kidding. Oh Cool! Windows has a built-in help program....

by Lig Na Baste January 16, 2008

Swift Current

Where life makes sense. Where taxes are high as the teenagers. Where the police can't shoot straight. Where you hang out at Wal-mart on a friday night to pass the time. Where you can buy freshly killed chicken from the hutterites behind the big eye for a fraction of the cost in the stores. Where a hutterite comes up to you on the street and asks if you would taste his sausage and we know what he means. Where you send your 5 year olds to walk 5 blocks in the dark in minus 20 weather to go to school. The only place in the world that doesn't even question the car running with your baby strapped in the car seat with the doors unlocked while the parent goes shopping. Where 1 out of 3 teenage girls are pregnant. Where there is a church on every corner but the christians are few and far between.

Swift Current is a great place to get stoned, get pregnant, walk in the dark at a young age and not get raped. Become a Christian, raise your kids, walk in the parks with your dog. Get your own key for the porn store. And get your lawn ordements stolen. You know, like every other city.

by michild January 9, 2009

current gen

The newest generation of gaming consoles including PC's whose architecture is on par with or better than that of the most recent console releases.

Xbox One, PS4, and PC's that have as much power and gaming capabilities would all be examples of current gen systems. (As of 2014)

by Dr Prochon February 19, 2014

currunt bun

Old irish term for coming last, the word currunt is a combination of the words current and runt.

Benny came last again, he's the currunt bun!

by Pro Gods April 26, 2017

Jafar current

A mysterious ocean current located in the Pacific Northwest and parts of the Columbia river. It is known to exceed 20 knots.

Hey cap! We've been making 29 knots over the last hour. We must have hit the jafar current.

by Tugboattrash May 9, 2018

A current A tea

A rip off of a 'popular' t.v news show called 'A current a fair' that no one likes.

JerOmee: Have you heard of that new show called 'A current A tea'?
CamOron: You mean the news/tea show a bunch of ugly looking kids made?
JerOmee: Yes!
CamOrOn: OMG, I LOVE THAT SHOW.

by Squidwordscooldaddy January 10, 2020

Currenthood

The present time in your life.

The part of your life that you are living right now.

"This book is a really important part of my currenthood"

"Thanks to your behaviour, my currenthood has been ruined!"

by just like honey June 12, 2018