D-Curls

Ladies wanna fuck him and men want to be him. A D-Curls is a gym bro that loves being choked while getting his dick wet. If he had three wishes it would be for good pussy, good coffee, and pizza hut. Can perform countless super sets of bicep curls, when he's not making fat stacks and slide in them DM's.

Simp: How can you look at women as a piece of meat?
D-Curls: Bro, it's so easy, like just pump and dump.
Simp: Wow, you just blew my mind bro.
D-Curls: Thanks bro.

by Omer Stepson April 12, 2020

curly haired dude

Possibly one of the most attractive, smart, and funniest human beings. He has all looks, brains and humor. He has long curly hair, gaining his nickname "Curly Haired Dude", or "Curly".

Girl 1: Hot damn that guy has curly hair
Girl 2: Yeah, that's Curly Haired Dude.

by sweatypineapples December 28, 2013

kiss a girl with curly hair day

october 22
kiss a girl with curly hair
see a cute girl with curls? kiss her
with consent ofc <3

guy 1 “dude she’s so pretty i wanna kiss her so bad”
guy 2 “good thing it’s kiss a girl with curly hair day :)”

by mwah <3 October 4, 2021

Curly hair day

National curly hair day, November 28th. Women all over the word must embrace their natural curls and be proud to be different.

Today is national curly hair day!

by Sabrina Woolsmith November 26, 2020

curly lookin' dude

to have a curve in your penis. curvature of the schlong

man, jason's got one curly lookin' dude!

by paycheck March 21, 2004

National curly hair day

Anyone with curly hair has just today to show it all off and show pools with straight hair what their missing out on

Person- hey guess what

Person 2- what
Person-it’s national curly hair day get wrecked

by LilyJohn November 1, 2021

Hurbey Durbey Curly Shirley

When you're playing baseball as a pitcher and you throw a fastball that drills the hitter in the hip and he starts crying, then you walk up to the batter, tickle his beard, then throw salt in his eyes, and lather his fingers in cheap hotel soap.

Person One: I accidentally hit the batter in the hip, so I decided to go for the whole Hurbey Durbey Curly Shirley.

Person Two: Damn, even the hotel soap?

by doubleunicycle January 14, 2022