cupidity

Being stupid in love; doing stupid things because of love.

"Did you see that tattoo Jim got?"
"You mean the one of his girlfriend's puppy?"
"Yeah. What an act of cupidity.

by Kernel Poppa February 12, 2007

Cupid

The stupid little cherub that graces Valentine cards and shoots people with his arrows of love that leave hearts bleeding in the end.

"It was Cupid's hand! I had no choice!"
"Don't you know Cupid rhymes with 'stupid'?"

by Destinee Carols May 3, 2007

Cupid

(Verb) The act of imitating the Roman god, who goes by the same name, and making people fall for someone, be it by shooting arrows or skill for getting people together.

Let's cupid them together tonight.

I betcha by the end of the day I can Cupid John with Mary.

Did'ya cupid her ass with him.

by Junior314 December 20, 2016

cupidity

Lustful desire.

Derives from the name of the Roman god, Cupid (Eros), who was the god of desire and lust.

"That boys full of cupidity."

by queen.padme.amidala September 5, 2008

Cupidity

the attempted act of setting up two potential friends as lovers, despite the absolute insanity of the idea.

Although she promised she would never do it again, the latest victims of her cupidity we recently seen hitting each other with chairs on an episode of Jerry Springer.

by larrylicious May 5, 2010

cupiding

The act of standing on top of the toilet tank or any other high surface in a bathroom if the tank is not accessible and aiming downwards to the bowl. Let your stream flow. You're now cupiding.

I tried cupiding in my hotel room bathroom but ended up pissing all over the floor.

by skeezyjet March 10, 2018

cupidity

behavior that shows a lack of good sense or judgement involving who you love

i couldnt believe my cupidity with that girl the other night

by leedleleed July 2, 2014