cup a poop

The act of harvesting the gaseous emissions of one's rear end within cupped hands in order to convey it to the unwitting victim's face intact and "fresh". Usually done with the accompanying phrase "Merry Christmas, Beee-atch"

Tarquin leant towards Jeremy on the comfortable sofa and started to whisper in his ear, suddenly he withdrew his hands from behind him and cup a pooped the startled Jeremy "Merry Christmas bee-atch" he bellowed "get some of that dog's egg my son".

by Michael Cluskey October 6, 2006

cupahappy

That first cup of morning coffee

My day always starts of right with a cupahappy.

by WalkingBillboard August 14, 2019

Cup-A-Fart

When you place a cupped hand over your asshole & fart in it, then place cupped hand over an unsuspecting persons face.

Mike will report me to HR if I give him another Cup-A-Fart.

by Anonymous June 5, 2003

Cupachilli Award

The Cupachilli Awards are given out every year. They are given for outstanding novels that capture the minds of both children and adults. The award is given out for several different topics including "Outstanding Childrens Novel", Which was won in 2009 by Artemis Fowl: The Trial of the Seven Thieves. It is considered to be the most prestigious award to be given to a novel.

The 2009 Cupachilli Award for Outstanding Childrens Novel goes to....ARTEMIS FOWL: THE TRIAL OF THE SEVEN THIEVES!

by Nillypoo Shampoo June 11, 2009

cupache

Anguish caused by the lack of cupcakes.

Freida suffered intense cupache when the bakery went out of business.

by whyhello June 9, 2009

Cupadajager

A standard cup, filled to the brim, of Jagermeister. Commonly used to drown sorrows.

"You should have seen Kyle after the game last night, he drank six cupadajager."

Q: "What did Sean pregame with? He tried to fight the bouncer."
A: "Oh, he drank a cupadajager before we went out."

by Dave Bishop June 13, 2011

cup a feel

(touching) (cupping) (sneaky)(feeling up) (2nd base) To feel someone up but you do it in a sneaky way because you don't want then to know your feeling them up.

john : hey you dropped your pen

Amy : yeah *bends over to pick up pen*

John : -cups a feel-

Amy : did you just cup a feel?

John : NO! you just had something on your butt i was only wiping it off

Amy: oh hahaha thanks

by yahhhh April 17, 2008