Cuntwaffle

One (cunty indivitual) who is talented in the field of retaining a topping such as syrup, jelly, or butter.

"Cuntiness is measured by the efficiency with which one can retain syrup. You, Madame, are a waffle."

"Merry Christmas, cuntwaffle!"

by I demand pie November 16, 2014

cuntwaffle

someone who is such a cunt, their a whole cuntwaffle. (a cuntwaffle don't need to be a boy)

Man, my teacher is such a cuntwaffle.

by ShandaAwesome April 6, 2017

Cuntwaffle

A stupid,slutty female who lies and steals

Aj is such a cuntwaffle she stole my dildo.

by sure dickfritter May 20, 2017

Cuntwaffle

Something to stuff a twat with

1. Dave can be such a cuntwaffle

2. Got a cuntwaffle? I'm on the rag

by Tobi1K3nobi May 27, 2009

CUNTWAFFLE

1> Term of endearment, such as "bro", "homey", "nigga" or "cunty".

2> Used to describe an ex-gurlfriend or a chickenhead.

That cuntwaffle can eat a dick!

by Seth January 14, 2005

Cuntwaffle

Two men both 14 or 15 in the back of a science biology classroom looking at the urban dictionary of slutmuffin, Or a pussy that taste sweet and can be compared to a waffle.

Look at those two cuntwaffles.

Wow I love your cuntwaffles.

by Two guys in Biology class March 13, 2018

cuntwaffle

A wide range of meanings, not always bad, just a name for someone and you choose the meaning behind it. My cousin made this word up, and it took the world by storm.

"Keith put my shoe down you stupid cuntwaffle!"

by RazrBladeKitty April 29, 2005