curbstomp

To instruct the loser of a fight or combat situation to place their mouth on an object (Usually a curb), and to then stomp on the back of their skull, thus breaking their jaw, along with most of their teeth, and usually resulting in the victim's death (Due to a broken neck). A nonlethal variant involves jumping on their back instead of kicking in the back of their skull.

Jake: I SWEAR TO GOD, PUT YOUR MOUTH ON THE CURB OR I WILL KILL YOU!
(John complies)
(Jake curbstomps John and is currently serving 25 to life for murder 2)

by Shenanigans O. July 7, 2008

Cuntstipated

Emotional or spiritual blockage caused by having to deal with too many cunts in 1 day!!

Fuk me, i feel so cuntstipated today....

by DnBDuBzJunky November 10, 2018

Cuntsomer

Any grumpy, irritable, or otherwise irate customer of a retail store.

I had to deal with one bitch of a cuntsomer yesterday, who didn't understand our 90 day return policy.

by Mistalazer May 18, 2011

custompasta

A unique and relevant copypasta that is written on the fly in response to a statement from another person in a chat or in a forum thread.

A custompasta is most effective when posted quickly in response to a innocent statement or question.

Person A: You play Counter-Strike: Classic Offensive yet?
Person B (custompasta): Nope, you think I have time for that? I'm trying to get a degree. I'm not just fucking around like you. I have to WIN a career. I'm never going to have a family because I'm a permavirgin. The only way I can ever get anyone to care about me is to become rich and pay some hooker to come back with me and pretend to be my girlfriend for maybe one day. And that's before even she gets bored and just leaves me like every other woman in my life. So no Person A, I've got better things to do.

by Raedwald January 9, 2017

CantStopAmani

A person who tries really hard to get a date on online dating apps and overreacts to everything that they watch.

CantStopAmani is so annoying, all he does is message me and overreact when I send him messages.

by TGGO September 4, 2018

CantStopLandon

CantStopLandon is a term used for a Blond Kid whom of which is named “Landon” It can be used as a cool nickname for that person. The term first used for the username from the YouTube account CantStopLandon owned by “Landon Jones”

“Landon is awesome! You just CantStopLandon man!”

by LizDibujo February 12, 2022

curbstomping

To severely injure someone by making them byte the curb and then kicking the back of their head

You are sentenced to death by curbstomping.

(also seen in "American History X")

by Vlad_C March 13, 2009