Cuntservative

1.) (Noun.)

An über religious Republican that utilizes Cherry Picked and personally edited passages from the Bible in order to justify their own personal homophobia, sexism, xenophobia, racism, and generally shitty way of life as they attempt to enforce it upon others.

2.) A supremely shitty religious individual that is usually involved in some form of televangelism and politics that uses their reach to tell others how to live their lives, despite having no business doing so.

Hey, did you guys see Pastor Mayberry is running for the Senate? You know, the same guy that attacked the Hebrew owned bagel shop up the street because their coffee cups said "happy holidays?" The same guy who refused to officiate my sister's wedding because she was marrying a "mexican" woman? That's all this country needs, another Cuntservative in the Senate.

by LoFiNerdyGuy September 4, 2019

cuntservatives

The G.O.P legislature that is opposed to cannabis legalization.

In Pennsylvania, efforts to legalize recreational marijuana are hampered by the cuntservatives in the House and Senate.

by LooooLOOO February 15, 2021

Cuntservatives

A person with right-wing political views who can't understand normal thinking

Those God and guns, no-steppy-snakey types are all a bunch of cuntservatives.

by tenbux October 9, 2018

cuntservation

keeping girls virgins longer that usual

Joe was so busy blowing guys in the car park that he end up being a cuntservation specialist, saving many virgins from the mauling hands of depravity.

by Poetic Justice Unplugged June 7, 2023

cuntservation

the act of keeping woman virgins

Joe like boys, his acts of sodomy ensured the cuntservation of many girls.

by Poetic Justice Unplugged June 7, 2023

CCD (Chronic Cuntserving Disorder)

Quinn Carroll. He is the only person to ever have CCD.

CCD (Chronic Cuntserving Disorder) is Quinn Carroll because he's the only person to have it, ever.

by Tayden XD August 21, 2024

cuntservative

a political cult that puts the cunt they serve before their country.

If you claim to be a Constitutional conservative while supporting a president who blatantly ignores the Constitution, you are actually a cuntservative.

by Tacoboutit October 22, 2025