Cuntrast

A contrast between two people which makes one person look like a cunt.

The Opposition Leader is here with us today, while the Prime Minister is off charging 5,000 bucks a head to have dinner with him. What a cuntrast.

by nickagonistes May 4, 2021

cuntash

a multi-functional word similar to "GOLDEN" or "MONEY" representing good or positive items/circumstances..of couse depending on the particular context.

1.dam that honey is cuntash!
2.Did ya score the cuntash buds???
3.All my teams covered the spread! cutash ! I 'm goig to make it rain tonight!!!!

by pac man jones October 29, 2007

Cunt-rash

A red dotted rash that appears around the vaginal area of a woman as a result of obeseity. Sometimes causing bleeding and also known to create a horridly smelling scent from a cheese like discharge from the rash. Not a very good thing to have when indulging in oral sex, especially if you are the giver to that who has the Cunt-rash.

'I went to go down on the obese mail-order, only to find she had an enormous cunt-rash that was spewing out cheese.'

by Penis Butter August 11, 2006

cunttash

a little bit of hair above vagina

she pulled down her pants to reveal her cunttash

by stuart bondy October 29, 2015

cuntash

From the Lambourginhi, Cuntash is a small, moustach like tuft of hair on her minge, often like a pornstars.

Ask your mom to show you.

by Tommy May 13, 2005

Cuntlashed

A term which means being twice as pissed as 'shitfaced'; on account of the words being used having more extreme connotations. A term to be used sparingly around the females.

Completely pissed. Wasted. Out of it. Spangled. Ruddled.

Little billy was cuntlashed after he drunk a litre of cheap vodka in the park.

'Are you gonna drink all 3 of those jugs of TVR and be the cuntlashed twat who has to be walked home?'

by PJ_Bukem w/G dog September 1, 2006

cuntwash

(noun) Unbelievable textual garbage, usually posted on someone's Facebook wall against their specific and expressed wishes.

'What the fuck is this cuntwash all over my wall?
'I have never read such cuntwash in my life!'
'That's a load of cuntwash, and you know it!'

by SteelHyaena December 1, 2013