cuntbagle

1. When a woman has puffy vagina lips, in such a way that her cunt looks like a toasty bagle.

2. An individual who is a fuckass, dick, tool, prick, bitch, cockbag, douche, or twatwaffle, or any combination of the above.

3. a gross bagle

1. "Dude monica has a cuntbagle and its awesome!!!"

2. Doctor: You have AIDS.
Patient: You're a cuntbagle.

3. I ain't eatin that cuntbagle, its been there for three weeks!

by Ross Mitch July 16, 2007

cuntwaggle

Used to describe a particuarly fat and bitchy woman screaming and making her fat taco sway back and forth

Alice, you fucking cuntwaggle, quit your bitching and make me a sandwich!!

by Doc Mar E Jane January 5, 2010

cuntmuggle

A person (usually a man) with no discernible sexual prowess. Somebody who has no minge powers.

I'm not sure if John has ever gotten laid.

That's not really surprising, he's a complete cuntmuggle.

by Raspy32 January 8, 2016

Triple Cuntbagger

1) A person of such transcendent cuntitude, that a single or even doubling of the root word is insufficient.

2) Three generations of cuntbaggers.

1) That triple cuntbagger is parked across three spaces!

2) "You know Stalin, right? I heard that guy was a triple cuntbagger. Never even made an appearance at the Christmas Office Party. "

by Bruised Labia December 25, 2014

Cuntboggled

When you are having sex with a woman, you think you are in her vagina, but in all reality you have slipped into her ass. They key thing is that she doesn't mind, and you don't notice until it is over.

I was nailing this chick and blew my load. When I pulled out i was all brown and it was smelly. I got completely cuntboggled.

by Juanito Bandito October 23, 2007

fucking cuntswaggler

A fucking cuntswaggler is someone that wonders around in one's cunt. We use the word "fucking" to add more emphasis into the insult.

What do you mean you lost the keys you fucking cuntswaggler?!

by El Sensai November 17, 2006

Cuntzagger

The act of taking the edge of your palm across a clitoris multiple time in opposing motions. Usually done during cunninglingus as a means to get a breather or assess what the hell you just got into. Usually done while highly intoxicated.

Jason 87 is a cuntzagger because when he got down there she wouldn't let him back up, so he got bored and just zagged the cunt.

by El Capitan Garfield April 27, 2011