cuntbutler

A more rare cuntbutler is the man who worships at the alter of muff and devotes himself to the clitoral arts.

He's an ugly little sod but he has the patience of an accomplished cuntbutler.

by Dave Right September 22, 2010

Cumputer

A computer you only use to look up porn

Guy 1: Hey man, why is this keyboard so sticky?

Guy 2: Oh, thats because its my cumputer

by Rofflez March 28, 2009

cuntster

A person with power or influence, usually in public office, who abuses their position by being a cunt.
As popularised by the Whitstable garage-punk band Centurion Sect

That Michael Gove, he's a real cuntster, and to think, they run the Country

by centurionsect March 7, 2018

cuntbuster

An erection in which the man in question's penis has acheived its maximum length and girth.

"Man, your mum is so hot. The whole time she was cooking us breakfast I had an enormous cuntbuster on."

by living_legend August 1, 2008

Cuntbuster

An extraordinarily large penis. A term usually used to add color to an expression of surprise.

OMG, look at the cuntbuster on that guy!

by Mike Tyrikos June 24, 2006

cumputer

A computer with no other purpose than to use as a tool to view porn.

husband to wife -

I'm gonna be on the cumputer for a while honey, don't disturb me I have alot of work to do.

by BETTY CROCKER June 24, 2006

Cuntbuster

A particularly huge penis, known for stretching out the vaginal cavities of women lucky enough to experience one.

"Alice was very happy with her husband until Scott inrtoduced her to his Cuntbuster. Within 5 weeks she kicked her husband out of the house and moved Scott in."

by ZedZol September 7, 2008