Cuntmuffin 

A muffin that you ram up your wifes vagina... Then eat it

Guy1) Dude, Ever tried a cuntmuffin?
Guy2) Nah, Whats that?
Guy1) Stick this muffin up your wifes cunt, then eat it!

Cuntmuffin by Gowzord April 2, 2008

cuntmuffin 

a person that no curse word can define ; a fake hoe ; lying asshole

Did you see that bitch last night? She tried to grind on my boyfriend. What a cuntmuffin...

cuntmuffin by uglypudding December 21, 2015

cuntmuffin 

Jo Crawshaw

Jo, you're such a cuntmuffin.

cuntmuffin by jesus makes my panties wet January 8, 2004

Cuntmuffin 

noun.

1.a A female who preys on the self esteem of younger females
2.a A woman who tells a younger woman she needs to go on a Slim Fast diet to lose weight for a man

3.a A bitch who has yet to get laid

CM: "dear, you should marry Chris, but you'll have to lose a bit of weight. I've been telling you to for a while...gotta loose that weight to get that man. He's particular!"
M: "wooow, you are a cuntmuffin..."

Cuntmuffin by Shiara January 6, 2014

Cuntmuffin 

An annoying female nutritionist, who always gets you to diet.

Female Nutritionist "You should eat bran at least two times a day"

Someone "Stop being such a cuntmuffin"

Cuntmuffin by Don't eat a cuntmuffin December 15, 2010

Cuntmuffin 

An absolute cunt

You’re a fucking cuntmuffin you twat.

Cuntmuffin by Mr Markov May 29, 2019

cuntmuffin 

a cunt who is built like a muffin/has a muffin top.

a cunt who is obese and only eats muffins.

a muffin with a cunt living in it/a vagina inside of a muffin

me: OMG! Kate is such a cuntmuffin
friend 1: Why?
friend 2: Because she’s a stupid CUNT and all she do is eat muffins!!
me: yeah she is a fat cuntmuffin…
all: *chants cuntmuffin together 6 times while spinning*

cuntmuffin by penis popper 2.0 July 7, 2023