Cuntmuffin

A different word for bitch.

You fucking cuntmuffin

by D-Monkey May 8, 2018

Cuntmuffin

This is a word defining either an insult to another being or a big mountain biking ramp!

You Cuntmuffin

Lets go ride the cuntmuffin

by leeway January 15, 2006

Cuntmuffin

A muffin that you ram up your wifes vagina... Then eat it

Guy1) Dude, Ever tried a cuntmuffin?
Guy2) Nah, Whats that?
Guy1) Stick this muffin up your wifes cunt, then eat it!

by Gowzord April 2, 2008

Cuntmuffin

noun.

1.a A female who preys on the self esteem of younger females
2.a A woman who tells a younger woman she needs to go on a Slim Fast diet to lose weight for a man

3.a A bitch who has yet to get laid

CM: "dear, you should marry Chris, but you'll have to lose a bit of weight. I've been telling you to for a while...gotta loose that weight to get that man. He's particular!"
M: "wooow, you are a cuntmuffin..."

by Shiara January 6, 2014

Cuntmuffin

An annoying female nutritionist, who always gets you to diet.

Female Nutritionist "You should eat bran at least two times a day"

Someone "Stop being such a cuntmuffin"

by Don't eat a cuntmuffin December 15, 2010

Duckface cuntmuffin

Some one of an extremly sexual nature, that you just wanna throw down and stick your face into (like a cute little ducky or a yummy muffin combined), or can be used as a pet name for a significant other

MAN thats one Duckface cuntmuffin!!!
Mornin my little Duckface Cuntmuffin

by madgreendayfan September 30, 2006

cuntmuffin

a cunt who is built like a muffin/has a muffin top.

a cunt who is obese and only eats muffins.

a muffin with a cunt living in it/a vagina inside of a muffin

me: OMG! Kate is such a cuntmuffin
friend 1: Why?
friend 2: Because she’s a stupid CUNT and all she do is eat muffins!!
me: yeah she is a fat cuntmuffin…
all: *chants cuntmuffin together 6 times while spinning*

by penis popper 2.0 July 7, 2023