cuntsander

When one attaches a silicone gel pad to an electric sander, lubes it up, turns it on and gets his womens off with it.

"How'd your date go last night?"
"I got the cuntsander out and totes cuntsanded that woman's cunt good and propper. She loved it and so did I!"

by Urban_Dick August 15, 2014

cuntardo

when you want to emphasize the word 'cunt' because you are really angry. usually when someone messes something up.

1. it was an open goal! Heskey you fucking cuntardo!

by SC_EA January 27, 2007

Cuntcanoe

A female that is so far beyond the typical insults (ie. the "douches," cunt, bitch, etc.) the only option left is to call her a cuntcanoe.

My boss was riding me all week for nothing, dude, shes such a cuntcanoe!

by bipolarbipap September 3, 2010

Catmando

Something that only a cat can do, but what a man attempts to do, such as fall from a roof on their back and land on their feet.

"He just attempted a catmando! Too bad he broke his legs on that fall!"

by Mr Natural June 1, 2007

cuntamanious

A person or action that is monumentally cunty; a quality that only the most vile and detestable cunts possess.

"That fucking cuntamanious cocksucking whore stole the poppy donation box for veterans!"

by 0xSwitch April 22, 2017

cuntman

a man who is a cunt.. a stoned cunt..
cuntmen often smoke n play call of duty for at least 6 hours a day; u can recognize a cuntman by his repetitive quoting of the word "Penis"

Hasan: im goin back home to smoke and play CoD, i'll talk to u online

Kissa: lol you cuntman!

by ShU AyRE July 18, 2011

Cunthandy

Having cunt on hand.

Onsite vagina that is easy to obtain, and freely available.

B1: "Hey bro this party sucks, too much sausage."

*Group of hot girls walk in*

B2: "Well thats Cunthandy, isn't it."

by The List. January 1, 2010