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cuntman

a man who is a cunt.. a stoned cunt..
cuntmen often smoke n play call of duty for at least 6 hours a day; u can recognize a cuntman by his repetitive quoting of the word "Penis"
Hasan: im goin back home to smoke and play CoD, i'll talk to u online

Kissa: lol you cuntman!
by ShU AyRE July 18, 2011
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Cuntman Sucks

A financial institution is Manhattan responsible for the 2008 financial crisis & for misleading their clients into making bad investments
Cuntisha was a star trader for Cuntman Sucks
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020
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Cuntliement

Dave's hair looked gay so I gave him a cuntliement on it
by vonell78 February 26, 2018
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Chris castleman

The biggest pussy of all time with the smallest cock on the planet
Look at that pussy with a small cock. His name must be Chris castleman
by YouMakeMiErfquack October 12, 2019
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cuntland

The land in which a cunts hail
Hey man that girl is such a cunt

Dude, she's probably from cuntland
by Kooler Cube July 23, 2016
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Cuntman

A fat ass who doesn't listen to anyone and has to learn the hard way. He drinks for a living starting at 10 a.m. Wears tight shirts to show his boobs, and tight pants to make girls jealous
Shawn: Lets go to the gym

Maaz: Nah man, im gonna drink and be sad, probably punch a hole in the fence

Shawn: Stop being a Cuntman
by LookUp June 19, 2012
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texas cattleman

This, amongst sexual maneuvers is the greatest of the great, but sadly, the rarest of the rare. It involves man's four best friends (except the dog of course): 1.) A well seasoned and cooked-to-perfection Texas style steak. 2.) A beautiful (preferably big-titted) girl of your choosing. 3.) Your favorite beer... and 4.) Head
The way it works is like this:
You're eating that perfect Texas-style steak, already an orgasm in and of itself. Meanwhile the beautiful (preferably big-titted) girl of your choosing is giving you head. But here's the rub (pun intended): she's massaging your balls, your "saddlebag" if you will, with another wonderful steak. Just as you get off she catches your manly secretions on her steak and consumes it while you simultaneously down that ice-cold favorite beer of yours.
This one can be for the ladies too, but it can get a little messy. Might I suggest steak-sauce as lubricant?

In heaven your manly secretions would actually be steak-sauce, but alas, we are mere mortals.

Oh, and real men incorporate the South Carolina into this. (See definition #8)
"Man, my girl was givin' me head the other day and I thought to myself, you know what this is missing? Steak and cervezas my friend... the Texas Cattleman."

Girl 1:"My boyfriend wanted me to rub his balls with a steak the other day... isn't that gross?"
Girl 2:"Oh no, that's hot, my boyfriend has be do it all the time. It's called the 'Texas Cattleman'. It gets me off every time."
by Bed Sharter September 23, 2008
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