cuntification

The frequency of cunt-like behaviour.

Total cuntification in this town.

by Professor of pedagogy January 18, 2016

girth certificate

Another term for the condom that you keep in your wallet.
(Like how a birth certificate proves your birth, a condom can prove your girth)

My friend not only keeps a copy of his birth certificate in his wallet, but he also carrys a girth certificate with him at all times...just in case.

by Bloodied Shadow May 21, 2018

cuntoxicated

Noun: refers to one who has been dining at the Y for considerable time and is all out of licking action, has a tired tongue
cuntox

I had to lick her snatch for so long I'm now cuntoxicated

by andy mae January 16, 2004

puntificate

1. To make puns for the delight and/or irritation of friends and family.
2. To make puns in excess.

Jacob would groan and claim to hate it when Ed would puntificate, but in reality he just envied Ed's acumen for wordplay.

by Teddallo March 25, 2008

Certificate of Deposit

Euphimism for used toilet paper

by Anonymous September 24, 2003

Birth Certificate

A Receipt for the skeet.

I was not tryna put my name on that birth certificate until we got a blood test.

by soulocutz August 26, 2011

hoe certificate

When a girl is positive for an STD

Example 1: “That bitch Amanda done fucked the wrong dude and now she has a hoe certificate.”
Example 2: “Girl they just denied my birth control cause of my hoe certificate!”

by eatmecupcakeswithwhipcream October 29, 2020