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cuntball

generally, a fellow who avoids Halloween parties in favor of pseudo intellectual gatherings, and of course, is a douchebag =)
That Kevin isn't showing up tonight? What a cuntball!
by zeroeth October 31, 2010
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cuntibollocks

An asshole, someone deserving no respect. Coined by a pisshead Liam Gallagher (from Brit Pop band Oasis) as he was being thrown drunkenly out of a trendy London club.
Feck off you cuntibollocks.
by LordWatson July 12, 2003
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cuntball

someone who has attained supreme doucheyness. this person can also be classified as an asshole, fucktard, dipshit, or dumb fuck.
Kirby: Dude, Kelsey, help me with this now! *glares at Kelsey*

Kelsey: Kirby, shut the fuck up. You can be such a cuntball sometimes. *gives Kirby dirty, annoyed look*

Kirby: Huh???????? *looks at her in a dumbfounded way*
by xXMikaGailXx February 15, 2010
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Cuntballs

Cuntballs is the result of intercourse between a mans balls and a woman's cunt. the balls are irreversibly stuck in the woman's vagina.

The only way to free the man is to remove his balls preferably with a rusty piece of metal. the balls will remain inside the vagina permanently.

The woman's vagina is now known as Cuntballs instead of the cunt.
Elisa: hows your asshole going?

Joe: Good thanks, how are your Cuntballs going?

Elisa: They're a bit itchy but otherwise pretty good
by Qw3rtyman January 8, 2010
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cuntical

(adj) Describing an overly cynical female with a sour attitude.
After enduring five minutes in the company lunch room with coworkers talking endlessly about their children's fecal accidents and showing photos of their brood, Jennifer suddenly stood up and cuntically said, "Excuse me, I have an appointment at Planned Parenthood."
by gnubler May 15, 2011
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cuntballyhoo

(1)hyperbole, especially the especial brand of western womenly exagerration that has them believe that every man is making an assault on their stinky western pissholes (2)cuntly complaining.
Did you hear about the guy who was convicted of raping a girl with a condom.
Yeah, she insisted that he don a jamesly before scootin.
Sounds like a lot of cuntballyhoo to me.
by T.T.T.--Gankinhisshit October 30, 2006
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cuntoballs

A combinatiuon of balls and cunt. A term you could use to describe a friend who is pissing you off.
Listen Cuntoballs, hurry the fuck up and lets scran the chinky before that faggot gets back from his travels.
by GaryInEdinburgh June 13, 2007
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