cuntery

When someone consistently, and in epic proportions, messes around with someone else's life.

What he did is fucking cuntery in the extreme.

by Distinctly Female June 14, 2018

cuntservative

Anyone who uses the term "cuck" to describe someone he disagrees with politically.

Ugh, cuntservatives sure like calling people cucks, don't they?

by snigglesbeta November 30, 2016

cuntlery

Any object specifically designed for insertion into the vagina.

Julie had a wide variety of cuntlery with which she pleased her pussy on a daily basis.

by Jonnyguano September 20, 2005

cuntverted

When a woman decides to abstain from sausage and become a vaginatarian, or when a homosexual male sees the light at the end of the tunnel (pun intended) and reverts to penetrating front bums.

'So I went muff diving on my friend Karen yesterday after the Madonna concert and I have to say, it was delightful; I'm cuntverted. Now the bullies can't call me 'Johnny Johnny fat gay twat' anymore, for as of today I am 'Johnny Johnny fat heterosexual twat with fabulous dress sense''

by Anonymous submissions March 9, 2017

Cunterval

a break during a marathon sex session

They took a cunterval every 20 minutes

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020

Cuntery

1. The behavior of arch-bitches.
2. Blanket term to describe the behavior of women who assume the societal prerogatives traditionally reserved for men.

'Hark! Methinks the most fell cuntery was afoot this eve.'--- Attributed to John Wayne Bobbit's ambulance driver c. 1993

by Mo Dixley September 3, 2005

cuntservative

A very sad and predictable mental dwarf who believes himself to be "conservative" when in reality is a devolution from any such sublime ideology. You will see these fecal smears trolling chat sites or forums raving clumsily against mainly "liberals" and ethnics. Often hypocritical, never analytical. They do not engage in logical discourse as real thinking entities, only sling flawed sources under the delusion that it proves anything more than their simplicity. They are also often creepy sociopaths who don't pass on an opportunity to harm someone, or are prone to do so. Only dangerous due to the amount of boring, nonsense traffic they can produce both directly and through upstart kiddy assholes new to the internet who love to toy along with them.

"The white race has owned the planet and we might keep on fighting for it against all these leftist vermin!"

"Cuntservative at 12 o'clock. Watch your six. Really, I mean it, don't let that lop-faced, ass-ogling filth-wad behind you"

by John Fucking Wayne October 8, 2007