cuntbrella

When a womens gut is so large it hangs over her vagina shadeing it from the sun

I had to use my forearm to hold up Marys cuntbrella so I could go down on her.

by scott p. kelly December 11, 2007

Cuntree

A name for tree which has a certain growth(s) in the bark of its trunk, which resemble the labia majora (outer lips) of a vagina (cunt). Derived from the melding of the words "cunt" and "tree".

"I say, that tree over there looks like it has a cunt! Haha! It is a 'cuntree!'"

by K. Routledge May 8, 2006

cuntbreath

bad pussy,breath

you have cuntbreath

by slayer August 25, 2003

Cuntweed

Sissy, dick and motherfucker all combined.

Boy, that Bob sure is a cuntweed, the way that son of a bitch made the office secretary clean up her own puke!

by bytemonger March 13, 2010

Cuntree

Mispronounce of country

This is a great cuntree

by Jackerlee March 27, 2017

Cuntree

A tree with a hole that looks like a cunt.

Look at that cuntree over there!

by mike1979 May 22, 2005

cuntarsed

Feeling very unwell, due to a large consumption of drink and drugs.

"How do you feel this morning?"

"Totally cuntarsed. But thanks for asking."

by Sir Donnington Smythe August 25, 2006