Warm Cantaloupes

The opposite of cool beans

"I can go to the movies tonight!"
"Cool beans!"
"Ugh I can't go..."
"Warm cantaloupes"

by saraheebsss June 8, 2009

cantaloupes

Your testicles, man.

Jesus that crazy bitch kicked me in the cantaloupes, man. I be singin soprano for the next week or so fo shizzles.

by Beninski May 20, 2009

cuntaloupe

A person that is a cunt and a fruit at the same time.

Adjective

Alex stfu you cuntaloupe.

by Tamefaility February 28, 2017

CUNTALOFUS

a slag word for a sloppy,dirty,hairy smelly pussy

thats one ditry CUNTALOFUS

by Nicky Sacs October 25, 2009

Cuntaloupe

Someone who is a "rude ass" and smells like a dirty cunt and rotten cantaloupe. Cuntaloupes tend to like rotten fruit and their breathes smell like dirty vagina.

"Hey what's up man?"
"Nothing much wh... What the fuck is that smell?"
"I just finished eating fruit salad with my girlfriend after I ate her out."
"Nigguh... You're a cuntaloupe!" Here's a Tic-Tac."

by Oranjuhlo March 13, 2015

Cuntaloupe

A lukewarm cantaloupe intended for pleasing a lonely person...let your imagination wander......

I did not have sexual intercourse with my date last night, so I got with my "Cuntaloupe" instead... (pelvic thrust)

by austinrobinandrew August 6, 2011

cuntaloupe

A mixture of cunt + cantaloupe when you're angry at a friend but you don't want to seem rude so you say it's an autocorrect.

"cuntaloupe"
"What did you just call me?"
"lol sorry autocorrect i meant we need cantaloupes for the party"
"Oh aight no probs"

by fuegosenpai February 10, 2018