Cunt Muscle

A girl's best friend.

"I love your face, cunt muscle."

"Oh, that's Christie, she is Beckie's cunt muscle"

by Beckiejayne August 4, 2008

Cunt-muscle

To describe someone who is EXTREMELY and UNBELIEVABLY unpleasant. Most commonly used when no possible words can come to mind to describe either a person or situation. The equivalence of being a douche-bag multiplied by at least 50.

"DUDE! You just fucking puked all over me you fucking cunt-muscle!!!"

In situational terms one may be "cunt-muscled".

by Steel843Curtain March 24, 2009

Regurgitated Cunt Muscle

Either a pantie thief or a person who thinks they are all knowing. Even when Proved Wrong. Also could be an unexpected/unannounced visitor Or children who frequently shit their pants.

I cannot believe that regurgitated Cunt Muscle Knocked on my door without warning, Stole my undies, and shat his pants! What a fucking queef!

by Jonny Obese October 18, 2009

muscle cunt

Derogatory term for a homosexual, the anus of a homosexual male.

He stuck his penis in his partners muscle cunt.

by KillaKirby May 10, 2010