cuntamanious

A person or action that is monumentally cunty; a quality that only the most vile and detestable cunts possess.

"That fucking cuntamanious cocksucking whore stole the poppy donation box for veterans!"

by 0xSwitch April 22, 2017

Condam

A stupid way to say condom. Used to dusguise the word from retarded parents.

Matt had to use a condam because he had a bad case of shit-in-his-throat.

by Rampaige January 24, 2009

plasticrap condam

Manly use for Having sex with a partner that has herpes. use it to cover the parts of the herpis and then have fun (May not work)

Try it your self its fun to use a plasticrap condam (MAY NOT WORK)

by Eric W.. August 25, 2006

cuntambasticle

The testicle that hangs the highest or has the least elasticity; directly contrasts the tambasticle, which hangs the lowest. In a group of two or three testicles, the cuntambasticle may often be neglected in the shifting and scratching process, which is potentially hazardous and can lead to disappearance. The cuntambasticle is the last to enter the mouth during a teabag.

While one cuntambasticle is normal, the highly unorthodox phenomenon of two may cause shrinkage or effeminate behavior as a result of retreating up into the body cavity.

For the last time, I don't care if your cuntambasticle smells like oranges.

Fuck me, Arf is acting like such a pansy. I bet he has two cuntambasticles.

by Nugetard May 22, 2006

cuntamatic

To be sooooo sexy as to be automatically wanting to have sexual relations as soon as possible.A strong, almost primal urge to insert one's roger into her fish mitten . An urge so strong it is as if one has been cuntstruck.

Then Geraldine shook her booty,jiggled her boobs and licked her lips seductively,man, it was cuntamatic to the max.

by DMAN111 January 6, 2007

Cuntaminate

The act of a female spreading her vagina over an inanimate object to give it that fishy smell so that she can hand it out to her friends.

Sally gave me her mp3 player and it has too much cuntaminate on it.

by Me4UrAss April 19, 2009

Cunamay

The most amazing beautiful girl you will ever meet. She is nice, beautiful, funny, random, and a bit crazy at times. And overall the best Girlfriend you would ever have.

I wish I could have a relationship with a Cunamay!

by -Ayo-Asian- November 14, 2011