Unctuous

A sexy Uncle.

"Damnnnn, you didn't tell me your uncle was so Unctuous"

by Uncle Jort February 18, 2019

Unctuous

Unctuous - (v.) Characteristic of an ointment; something oily or greasy.

Robert Pattinson has very unctuous hair! WHY DOES EVERY TWILIGHT FAN LIKE HIM? IT'S SO DISGUSTING!

by DimSumKitti April 25, 2010

Cuntous

Noun. like the word cunt but with a suffix. A person who constantly annoys everyone or does something that is only beneficial to them.

Fred: John stole the money that we raised for the ophans.
Pete: What a total cuntous

by Swagzeplin July 13, 2015

Cuntious

Being conscious of a cunt

A female who takes pride in and good care of her vagina

A person acting like a cunt but doing so consciously

Being aware that the person you are talking to is and is acting like a cunt. You act in a cuntious manner allowing the cunt to make a cunt out of themselves

by Will5_m8 February 9, 2023

Crocodile Cunthouse

a spiky or scaly vagina

" yo tim this girl i banged last night had a crocodile cunthouse"

by meatbag6958585 October 18, 2011

cunthouse

kind of like a steakhouse, but with live cunts.

"after band practice, we went to the cunthouse for some good ol' fashion rompin'"

by randomdude August 27, 2004

cuntuous

bad, uncool, crappy

"That Phillie's game was cuntuous!"

"Why is your neighbor being so cuntuous?"

"The new Anal Cunt cd is most cuntuous."

by Andrew May 2, 2004