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cumcano

When you ejaculate and instead of shooting outwards, it just overflows like a volcano and runs down your dick.
ZOMG!! look honey its a cumcano
by Big Taran November 1, 2010
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Cumass

The feeling you get when you are being directly affected by other peoples stupidity, generically found in military organisations. In most severe cases of cumass, there is a very obvious and efficient way to accomplish an objective however everyone still proceeds to do the complete opposite. Cumass is often felt by multiple people simultaneously, is highly contagious and is most commonly found amongst the lower enlisted ranks.
Jimmy - “We just changed this aircraft rig from seating to pallets, now the loadmasters want it back to full seating again?”

Timmy - “They can’t make up their mind…this exercise is giving me so much cumass right now
by Salty-Techo May 4, 2023
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cumaflowing

The act of flowing cum, the process of the ejaculation in action.
Suck that big hard cock boy, cumaflowing, cumaflowing, cumaflowing.
by hellyeahbrother April 2, 2019
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Cumathlon

A challenge between two or more cumdumpsters in an attempt to become the ultimate ejaculatory fluid swallowing and bathing slut. These competitions can last days, maybe even weeks.
"Sasha was victorious in the last cumathlon after receiving over 9000 facials and swallowing around 20 gallons of sperm."
by ElDanio December 16, 2008
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cumbak

When you finish in your girlfriends mouth after oral sex, and she pretends to spit it out, but then later when she goes to kiss you, she spits it all back into your mouth
Dude, my girlfriend sent a cumbak my way last nite, single handedly the most disgusting thing that ever happened to me.
by Cahtah December 27, 2007
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Cumbargo

Charlotte gave her lover a cumbargo for three days before he fucked her brains out.

cumbargoed cumbanned
by NoBush January 9, 2018
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cumakazi

The act of ejaculating so violently that the person ejaculating passes out for a short period of time directly after finishing.
The drenched girl had to care for her comatose boyfriend after he had cumakazied on her stomach.
by Big Jag November 30, 2009
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