Cuntuppance

A particularly nasty person's karmic due. (Cunt + Comeuppance)

Darren is such a bastard, he deserved his cuntuppance

Cuntuppance by GetMonet January 13, 2022

Cuntuppance

When karma does it’s thing to some cunt in relation to an undisclosed number of prior cunty deeds and their day becomes somewhat unjolly to them but jolly to you.

Sinclair got his cuntuppance this morning when the cat puked on the top stair and the dog shat at the bottom of the stairs. And found the water was cut off. And there was no cleaning product in the house.

Cuntuppance by zeeedeee August 10, 2022

re-comeuppance 

A term coined by Tania Morano to define the renaissance of the Facebook Poke via their new "say hello" feature.

Orange is the re-comeuppance of Black.

re-comeuppance by courtdaler June 2, 2017

COMEUPPANCE 

THE ACT OF HAVING A PREMATURE EJACULATION IN YOUR DUNGAREES.

MY WIFE AND I WENT AWAY FOR THE WEEKEND AND BEFORE WE EVEN GOT STARTED I GOT MY COMEUPPANCE.

COMEUPPANCE by KEARNY'S BOY July 28, 2009

comeuppance 

Tiny rubber super balls, such as the kind bought in supermarket vending machines.

"Kate threw a handfull of the things into the small room, and slammed the door before it's sole occupant could escape. 'You'll get your comeuppance!' She screamed."

comeuppance by JP October 26, 2004

comeuppance 

When a guy pulls out for a facial, but has a strong vertical finish a little early and hits himself in his own face.

She hated getting a squirt in the face, but thoroughly enjoyed his comeuppance.

comeuppance by ninjaneere July 30, 2021

Comeuppance 

A CWCism for a male orgasm.

Chris-Chan: I feel my comeuppance and I come into your mouth, my semen is inside your mouth and you'd swallow every drop

Comeuppance by PoopSock Crusader August 4, 2021