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Cuntry muffin

Pussy from the country
I got some of her cuntry muffin last night b.
by K weezy May 27, 2006
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cuntry

France is a cuntry.
by Assholes Inc. August 25, 2003
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Cuntry Music

Pretty much what today's Country Music sounds like from the early 90's to present day. Twangy and annoying music that all sounds the same. Classic Country is WAY better!
I HATE Cuntry Music!!! The Dixie Hicks sound like cats in heat and Shania Twangy sounds like a cello. Whatever happened to Johnny Cash?
by Mona Lott July 16, 2008
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cuntry blumpkin

The act of giving someone head while the recipient is defecating in an outhouse.
I hear Miley Cyrus gives a great cuntry blumpkin!
by shank6 December 7, 2009
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Cuntry

A noun derived from a mis-spelling of the word country and its containing of the word cunt.

It is used to describe a country which is seen by the rest of the world as somewhat of a douche for some reason or another, whether it being its political stance, scaremongering, illegal wars, human rights infringements or anything else seen as objectionable by the person describing the country.

It is advisable to not use this definition in polite company.
Under the Bush administration, the USA has become the biggest cuntry this world has ever seen.

Of course, they'll soon be overtaken by China due to its high profile human rights breaches, not to mention the number of coal-powered power stations being opened and polluting the atmosphere.
by DaveZeroZero March 26, 2008
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cumtrumpet

A sexual act where during oral intercourse the male withdrawals from the woman's (or man's) mouth after ejaculating. The woman then keeps the seamen in her mouth, in the cheek pockets. The man then slaps both cheeks at once and the woman makes a gurgle/trumpet noise as she expels the seamen.
After becoming bored with the angry pirate Koko decided to give her a cumtrumpet. What he did not plan for was the trumpet to be shot at him.
by cumtrumpet September 20, 2010
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Cumgry

When one has the hunger for cum.
Dude, that girl is so cumgry!
by Ryan Wolf February 8, 2007
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