Contrails

The Science and Pseudoscience of Contrails and Chemtrails.

I saw the coolest thing written in contrails one day, the realized I always wanted to write notes in the sky for fun like:

Suck my egg

Bitches were created by a dick with a trick;)

He touched my feathered self

She took a dump for all to see

Hearts are for hopeless sissy's

Get some, then give some more

Balder men dash to corvets

Did you just look at my T&A

My wide load gets you high

Reality is for suckers and fuckers

Skit happens

Your anal retention has no bounds. How do you hold all that shit inside?

Can I put your man in a dress and call him suzie Q, with an eye for my pooh!

Adam said, "Baby you take the first bite, " as he thought to himself, if thiers any bugs in that she'll choke on it first

by ...& justic for All June 14, 2010

cumtrain

Cumtrain is a horny slut who has sex a lot and with lots of make-up.

-Dude... I just met the biggest cumtrain ever.

-REALLY?!

by b3taisnotacumtrain September 23, 2021

chemtrails

stratospheric aerosol injection

Although chemtrails can be used to deflect sunlight and potentially lower temperatures, the pollution they cause is a direct threat to life on Earth.

by Objective-Reason Daddy August 23, 2023

Cumtail

When you light the paper of a joint such that there's a small amount of weed hanging over, you have a cumtail.

Better weed packing and better lighting techniques can prevent the formation of cumtails, but they are also just smokable that way (e.g. by ash wizards)

"Aw dude I got a huge cumtail this joint is ruined"
"are you fucking stupid?"

by Cumtail Awareness Org March 30, 2025