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Crasterbate 

To cry while masturbating.
After that one kid walked in on me banging his girlfriend, he sat down and crasterbated in the room while we got stuffy.
Crasterbate by Minerva T. Lodge November 10, 2007

crasterbate 

To masterbate furiously while streams of tears roll down your cheeks
"Dude I hear ben was crasterbating furiously after Bridgette said no to him for homecoming" "Yeah dude, I hear he crasterbated around 20 times man"
crasterbate by A2thlex November 29, 2007

clusterbate 

Circle-jerk for nerds (choosing among your friends who to collaborate with). Choosing a pleasureable companion to work with.
Vera and flak are clusterbating on an illustration idea. They clusterbate on occasion.
clusterbate by mickmetoo September 9, 2009

crasterbate 

"Its valentines day and i don't have a date, i am just going to go home and crasterbate"
crasterbate by keifer May 8, 2008

crasterbate 

To masterbate furiously while streams roll down your cheeks
"Dude I hear ben was crasterbating so much after Bridgette said no to him for homecoming" "Yeah dude, I hear he crasterbated around 20 times man"
crasterbate by A2thlex November 30, 2007

camsturbate 

camsturbate mean to jack off with your JO buddies and blow your load while film-sharing it.
When I'm in the mood, I camsturbate with some of my cadet friends!
camsturbate by USAF Cadet July 11, 2021