Cumsock-do

When a mans cum sock becomes crusty enough to have a condom put on it and be inserted into the vagina or anus, resembling a dildo. Hence the name, cumsock-do

I walked in on my mum using my cum sock to jack off my sister, Im calling it a cumsock-do!

by cookedbogan69 January 11, 2021

cumsock

something that isnt real

smart person: cumsocks arent real

by dazed nad confused April 5, 2023

gucci cumsocks

Gucci cumsocks are sock that are made by gucci that you cum in

Joe mama: i heard candice has gucci cumsocks

You: Whos candice

Joe mama: can dis dick fit in your mouth

You: Lets find out

by Big Black Nigga Balls 4k August 7, 2021

crusty cumsock

Used in one of two ways.

1) In a joking way to call someone disgusting.

2) Said in an argument to express disdain.

1) Oh My God Karen! You're such a crusty cumsock.

2) Listen up here you crusty cumsock! You're a fucking degenerate who doesn't deserve my time and effort.

by A very creative cunt May 7, 2018

Cumsock

A specific type of sock, usually one too small to be worn on the foot, used by men in order to contain their ejaculate post-masturbation. Should this sock be found by ones mother, it is to be burned and never spoken of again and the man will be forbode from masturbation for a minimum on 6 months.

I couldn't get a gyal last night so I had to use my cumsock.

by ballsdeepinmustard June 21, 2023

Cumsock licker gambit

It is an opening in chess where you sacrifice your king for queen to checkmate the bishop. This has been used by grandmasters through out the century, grandmasters who use this openings are Magnus Carlsen, Emory Tate, and etc.

Opponent: OH MY GOD DID YOU JUST USE THE "Cumsock licker gambit", MAN IM SO DONE FOR!!
You: Checkmate mofo......

by bihon boy February 11, 2023

frenchmans cumsock

A refuted, sub-optimal sideline in the Bulgarian Somersault chess opening, loses by force in approximately 37 moves. It's a humorous generic name for a made up, obscure chess opening.

the main thing that puts me off of playing chess is that there is 2000 years of gameplay that hundreds of people with higher IQs than me have spent thousands of hours studying the history of, so much so that when i put the pawn forward they say “ah i see youre going for the bulgarian somersault” and then i try to take their bishop with my knight and they go “aw, rookie mistake, youve played the frenchmans cumsock, and in approximately 37 moves i’ll have won”

by inhis March 20, 2025