Cumson

This idiot is basically a tree. One swoop of your leg and he’s gone.

Person 1: Holy shit it’s Cumson
Person 2: where?
Person 1: look up.

by duckduckmoosee January 31, 2022

cumson

A very hot lad which all the girls love

OMG have you seen cumson?
I love cumson he is so sexy

by Krunkerfan62 August 19, 2021

cumsponge

A cumsponge is the sponge you keep on your bedside table in preparation for performing "the spongebob," the sex act where you shoot your cum on a sponge before wringing it out over a girl's head.

"Hey girl, I'm gonna be late for our date cause I'm preparing my cumsponge for later."

"Oh, that bowl of water? Yea, I keep it there so my cumsponge is always ready to go."
"Naw, I can't make it today brah..... I gotta clean out my cumsponge cause I hit my girl with that spongebob last night."

by RyderReacts October 24, 2018

Cumconut

A coconut with a hole put in it that is used a fleshlight, When one is done using the coconut they keep the cum inside making it more pleasurable next time that it is used.

"I Love using my Cumconut, Every time I finish inside the next time is better"

by ShadyShrooms December 4, 2023

cumslonker

when you be slonkin that cum, it can mean you are consuming it or selling it. like drugs

Guy 1: yo I'm trynna be a cumslonker
Guy 2: yo that's sus what you mean
Guy 1: I'm going to slonk on your cock until you shoot your slunk in my mouth

by fuckmrolson March 26, 2025