cump

cump
v. cumped, cump·ing, cumps

To defecate semen and excrement simultaniously after anal intercourse ejaculation.

"I got fucked up the ass and then cumped down his throat!"

by Brian Napier May 24, 2006

cump

to fuck a girl the night before dumping her.

Tonight is the night I'm gonna cump her.

by T-money April 28, 2004

Cump

The act of masturbating and taking a dump at the same time. A much lonelier version of the blumpkin.

Don't ever go to the bathroom after Joe has been in there. He's been known to cump in public restrooms.

by Captain Bacon December 18, 2009

cump

Shortened length for Cum Dumpster. A cump.

Kiki gets pumped day in day out by men for desperate validation. What a cump.

by /biz/4444 January 8, 2020

Cump

A fat bowel movement made entirely out of all the loads you just took. It’s going to be wet.

I need to use the bathroom ASAP - all those fine Puerto Ricans busted their nut in the boy pussy so I gotta go take a fat cump:

by DuckRuffles July 5, 2023

Cumping

A case of over-information into the particular fantasies of necrophiliacs.

To make:
- 2 necrophiliacs
- 1 female corpse (presumably fresh, unguarded or well defrosted)
- wet wipes
- a coin

Toss the coin to decide who jumps (1) and who swallows (2). Take your posistions at the head and vulva facing ends of the corpse. At a specified time (1) jumps landing on the corpses stomach whilst (2) gets a taste of embalmed natural lubricants. Wet wipes as required depending on squirting credentials of the deceased.

Whilst the fire alarm went off at the morgue yesterday so we went round cumping as many of the cadavers as possible before the fire brigade took their turn.

by owiessegs March 5, 2011

Cumping

To use spicy memes to stay relevent

A lot of youtubers are cumping these days

by Wangatang420 August 31, 2016