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Chumpster

A bully, bad guy, person of shady influence.
Listen my boy, you want to avoid the chumpsters of the world.

Or

That guy’s just a chumpster, don’t listen to him!
by Fadda August 29, 2018
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compooter

A compooter is code name for a laptop poo

Basically sitting using your laptop whilst squeezing a poo out.
Alistair I'll be two minutes, I'm just having a compooter.
by riggers8 December 13, 2013
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Dumb Cumster

by Jesse Brede August 26, 2008
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Cumster

Combination of Cum and Dumpster. A person (usually a woman) that uses her body for men to unload millions of potential children.
Dude, Lisa is a real Cumster. She always shows up on circle jerk night.
by Hexx5150 November 23, 2009
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Cumcopter

1. When you cum on a swing-able object(like a rope) and you swing it around making the cum shoot out in many different directions, therefore making the area you cumcoptered in (such as a room)randomly stained with your sperm. Usually done in other people's houses as a prank or if you really hate them.
Example: Person 1: yo Jason, im going to prank James by pulling a Cumcopter in his room.
Person 2: Good idea Jimmy, i fuken hate that kid, that prank would deserve a roflcopter.
Person 1: I get it they both end in copter... anyways can i borrow a swinging like object so i can do it?
Person 2: ya sure let me go get my sisters skip-it.
by jeff sc December 14, 2008
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crumpsterbating

To cry, take a dump and masturbate at the same time...
Whoa! I just saw Josh crumpsterbating... I didn't even think that was possible
by TheCapitalMan December 28, 2010
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Composer's Paranoia

The feeling one may get when composing a piece. It occurs when the composer, per se, feels as if their piece has already been written and is just coming from the back of their brain.
John: "Hey, Jeannette! What are you doing?"
Jeanette: "Ah, I'm composing a cello piece!"
John: "Cool, can I hear?"
Jeanette: "No, not yet. I'm afraid I have composer's paranoia! It would be embarrassing if you already knew the piece."
by composersparanoia November 14, 2022
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