by AdamRehab May 27, 2018
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Get the Cumpoopsplosion mug.jerry: my girlfriend def wont be cum poor after tonight!
charlie: yo why the hell is your name jerry thats a dumb fucking name
charlie: yo why the hell is your name jerry thats a dumb fucking name
by cupofdirtfordinner November 22, 2020
Get the cum poor mug.When you're stuck at the Crossroads between going to the bathroom or seizing the moment to go all the way with somebody and choose the latter, causing a climax that ultimately comes out of both ends simultaneously.
I got lucky last night with my sweetheart, but really needed the bathroom. I didn't want to ruin the magic so I just settled for a cumpoopie instead.
by rosetintedarcher January 9, 2022
Get the Cumpoopie mug.The feeling of utter bliss after orgasm - when your body has experienced so much pleasure that it doesn't want to even be touched.
by Belfast Child April 19, 2016
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When you’re having doggy style sex with your partner in the shower and you pull out and ejaculate a massive load of cum that lands in her hair
When you’re having doggy style sex with your partner in the shower and you pull out and ejaculate a massive load of cum that lands in her hair
"I was banging Tracy last night in the shower and ended up giving her 2 big loads of Cumpoo"!
"wow that's Impressive"
"wow that's Impressive"
by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml May 27, 2019
Get the Cumpoo mug.You are at a local hot spot and see a fine bitch. You go up to her and mack on her. She is enlightened with you and gives you her screen name<-fuck that, you leave and add her to your buddy list then video chat with her and she gives you a striptease and is completely naked you cumshot over the video and fart very loudly and tell her to eat a cunt and give a number not a screen name.
by m mcdaddy April 20, 2007
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