cump

big fuckin' glob of semen. a portmanteau of the words "cum" and "clump".
hey dude check out my cump balls
by cum master 666 August 12, 2019
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Cumping

The act of having more than three naked people stack on top of eachother and have sex.
Im cumping now ill have to call you back.
by J.T. Rita March 19, 2009
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cump

cump
v. cumped, cump·ing, cumps

To defecate semen and excrement simultaniously after anal intercourse ejaculation.
"I got fucked up the ass and then cumped down his throat!"
by Brian Napier May 24, 2006
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cump

Tonight is the night I'm gonna cump her.
by T-money April 28, 2004
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Cump

The act of masturbating and taking a dump at the same time. A much lonelier version of the blumpkin.
Don't ever go to the bathroom after Joe has been in there. He's been known to cump in public restrooms.
by Captain Bacon December 18, 2009
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cump

Shortened length for Cum Dumpster. A cump.
Kiki gets pumped day in day out by men for desperate validation. What a cump.
by /biz/4444 January 8, 2020
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Cump

A fat bowel movement made entirely out of all the loads you just took. It’s going to be wet.
I need to use the bathroom ASAP - all those fine Puerto Ricans busted their nut in the boy pussy so I gotta go take a fat cump:
by DuckRuffles July 5, 2023
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