cumpetition

any kind of competition involving cum; usually involves a measure of speed, distance, or volume of cum

dude 1: hey you cumming to the cumpetition on saturday?
dude 2: hell ya, i've been waiting to cum all week!

by billy boi bud December 5, 2010

cument

a soft scrotal glue, produced by aggresive fondling and/or stroking of an engorged phallus, that hardens on setting, usually upon an enthused female's body; excellent for attaching random items to one's partner

"Yo Chad! You should've been there last night! I Supermanned Karen with some of my Grade A cument!"

by chef's special April 21, 2021

CUMENTH

A fancy way of sayin "i have cummed"

Guy 1: i have cumenth in thi castle planks
Guy 2:bro you cummed on my floor
Guy 1: indeed imbicil

by Memerboiiiiiiii April 28, 2021

cumpunt

The act of a man ejaculating on a foot (typically their own, though other's feet shouldn't be excluded. The person who was ejaculated on then kicks someone in the face.

Tom came on Jill's foot, Jill then kicked Tom in the face. Tom got cumpunted.

by Kylock February 6, 2008

Cumpants

When you have pants that have so much goddamn jizz on them that they might as well be made out of semen.

A person who has a big nasty spot of semen on their pants.

Alan: That was a huge load! I've got crazy cumpants now!

Greg: Linda dry humped the hell out of me.
Thomas: No shit cumpants.

by D-Li Llama February 15, 2010

cumment mixer

When you take a load of cum in your mouth and follow it with a shot of lemon juice, mixing it up by shaking your head vigorously from side to side, before swallowing it.

Johnny took a hot cumment mixer off of Tanner tonight....he started to gag when the lemon juice curdled the cum in his mouth, but then swallowed it down like a champ.

by Tittsmcgee October 5, 2019

cumentia

When you have multiple back-to-back sex sessions, you can’t remember where he came.

Lilly: Me and old mate fucked non-stop last night.
Amanda: That’s hot! Where did he cum?
Lilly: Uh, gosh! I can’t remember. We did it so many times, I’ve got cumentia.

by Lincorssm August 29, 2022