commiting a Fallony

v. Repeating, re-tweeting, or otherwise distributing, in butchered form, jokes or "bits" that Jimmy Fallon did on his show, or pretending a joke is from Fallon when you made it up yourself.

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So then he said, I think I've got this right, "Why are they just looking for Pings when there are lots of other Chinese folks missing?"

I'm gonna have to stop you right there. You are totally commiting a Fallony.

by gnostic 2 April 13, 2014

Cumsitting

Cum on your chair and sit on it.

I walked in on my bro cumsitting last night I was like "dude, lock the freakin' door!"

by chead August 26, 2010

cummifying

A very very atrractive women that you eye fuck and want to cum with just a glance.

Yo! Have you seen Ashley? She is so cummifying this year, she sure upgraded.

by Jrue dee November 9, 2015

Commiting a Cruz

The act where you blow a game a game of 8 ball pool when you have the black ball left to sink

Fred: OH NO!!!
John: What?
Fred: IM Commiting A Cruz!!!
John: Lol xD

by 8 ball player September 4, 2019

SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi

Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.

I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.

by Catamount June 21, 2008

Committing a Virgil

When somebody calls Virgil "dies" in the Thunderbirds RP It is called "Committing a Virgil"

Person 1: "Where's insert person here?"
Person 2: "They are busy committing a Virgil"

by AutisticMoron July 9, 2023

cumsitting

Cumsitting is sitting in cum. This phenomenon started when a woman in Africa claimed that she had not slept with a man but had become pregnant by unwittingly sitting in a man's spilled seed. Cumsitting itself has deep roots in the cum fetish branch of the homosexual community.

Melanie: How goes the Milky White Throne, Cumsitter?
Josh: My ass is slimy and soft from cumsitting, Melly.

by cumsitter August 25, 2010