Cumlord

Refers to an individual who has an unnatural or unhealthy obsession with all things cum. Used in a derogatory way, often towards people having multiple unprotected sex partners.

"Ugh you are being such a Cumlord!"

"She screws everyone that she meets, she is a huge Cumlord."

by Master Bates Alot December 16, 2009

Cupload

-noun
An uploaded picture of a couple on facebook, twitter, etc.

-verb
To upload a picture of a couple on facebook, twitter, etc.

"Did you see Mark an Jenny's new cupload on facebook? Sooo cute!"

"I totally have to cupload that picture of Mark and Jenny from last night"

by killacamsmit November 5, 2011

cumlord

me and myself with your mother

i am your mother's cumlord

by koki bolls August 11, 2021

cumlordian

The offspring of two lord cappertons

Look at that cumlordian over there what a loser

by Cosmics November 7, 2020

cumlord

Deriving from the formulation of two words: 'Cum' and 'Lord'.
Meaning: The Boss/Master of a semen/sperm mixture or a 'Twat'.
Normally used as an insult when the user is either intoxicated or on the losing side of an insult battle. The use of such a word is ill-advised as people will come to the conclusion that you are retarded. see Fucktard

Mother, you cumlord, where is my fucking tea?

by Margaret Thatcher February 27, 2004

Pina Cumlada

During a threesome (one guy 2 girls) the guy cums in one girls mouth, puts mini umbrella and a straw in her mouth while the other girl drinks the cum through the straw.

I had a nice Pina Cumlada last night.

by Nic, Rich, Blake May 23, 2008

cumlord

A person usually a man who trades accommodations for sex.

Becky hates her parents and if she can find a cumlord she is outta there.

by dubeswiggins January 11, 2015