Grandpa's Clackers

The saggy, wrinkly testicles of an old man. They are the complete opposed of jerky sack.

Suzie loves older men. She especially enjoys the sex and playing with Grandpa's Clackers when they fall out of her lover's bermuda shorts.

by Eaton Holgoode June 23, 2009

cumsucker

a person who sucks on a guys dick and drinks his semen

C'mon, i've got some really tasty cum

by Sex Daddy February 25, 2005

Bitch Clackers

Big booty ho heels. The kind of shoes that allows you to hear them from 10 f@ckin miles away.

(1)Quick look busy, she's commin'!!!(2)How do you know? (1)I can hear her bitch clackers.

by PJoseph October 26, 2006

Clacker Bag

Your nut sack, ball bag, place where your balls are

Kiss my Clacker Bag You Mother!

by Jimmers McKenzie Esq February 23, 2010

clacker

Ass / anus.

I seem to have slipped and stuffed a ferret up my clacker.

by louis October 17, 2001

Hungry Clackers

As coined by Australian comedian Hannah Gadsby. Hungry Clackers describes the way pants will ride up into your crotch while walking if you have large thighs that rub together.

'Clackers' is a pleasant reference to the external female genitalia. The 'hungry' part is referring to the way it kinda seems like the crotch is trying to stuff as much of the pants into itself as it can. This is not dissimilar to how one would shove a large amount of food into their mouth when hungry.

"While i enjoy the idea of a stroll along the beach, I am afraid my hungry clackers are making the reality of a long walk quite unpleasant".

"woah check out my hungry clackers; my regular length pants just became 3/4 pants"

by Posing A Threat May 14, 2010

clacker packer

Someone who packs a clacker with their penis. Australian slang for a gay man.

Look at those two guys holding hands, what a pair of clacker packers!

by Harrytt May 5, 2008