Cayminitis

An extremely contagious disease spread from a lack of Caymin (aka, most wonderful girl ever).

Symptoms include:
-slowing respiratory rate
-Decreased appetite and/or weight loss
-Restlessness, irritability
-Poor school performance
-Severe insomnia or decreased need to sleep
-Shortness of breath
-Love sickness?

Victim: *Grabs Chest* Ohh God!

Doctor: Whatcha have here is some Cayminitis. I'm going to prescribe you with 20 minute talk sessions to her for the next week. I'm going to need to see you sometime next week to see how things are going.

Victim: Thanks Doc. your a life saver.

by madame Irglin August 22, 2010

Cumticitis

A Cumticitis is referring someone as a little cum monster or Cumticitis is remains of cum in a sock

You Cumticitis

by Diane GFL Becker September 14, 2023

cuntinitis

A combination of someone who is a cunt, but is also pretty big like Leonitis.

Yo, I wanted to beat that cunt's ass, but he was a total cuntinitis

by conna November 9, 2007

Cumtivitis

When someone cums, and some get in your eye

You got cum in my eye last night, I might get cumtivitis

by Penis Pleaser October 24, 2019

posy cumitatis

Descrimination and supression done to the innocent by a mean group of people.

1. Her family stopped her from succeeding, by unusual means and methods; posy cumitatis.
2. The used very destructive and subversive tactics (posy cumitatis), to run her out of business.
3. They black-listed her within the community: posy cumitatis.
4. Her references black-listed her (posy cumitatis).
5. She did not fit into societies ideal gender role, so they stopped her from succeeding (posy cumitatis).

by Linda Strand April 23, 2008

Cunitis

Term in reference to the pain, and uncomftorableness while menstrating. Comparable to a rope being tied to a a bowling ball in the woman's uterus and the other end tied to the core of the earth, while the rope tightening and tighening. menstration period cunt
'Cunt' is the root of this word.

Lucy: Owwww, do you have any ibuprofen?
Sally: Why?
Lucy: My cunitis is really bad today
Sally: Oh my gawd that sucks! For sure here you go!

by Meg October 18, 2004

Ceminites

People in an uncomfortably close friend group that formed during a single class, and have an unhealthy obsession with their former professor. Can frequently be seen being annoyingly loud and mobbing to lectures together.

Those damn Ceminites are filling that entire row where we normally sit! Ugh, we better sit in front of them or theres no chance of hearing the professor!

by postulantarchitect November 10, 2016