cumfused

Feeling disoriented, light-headed, and generally stupid after having an orgasm.

I was so cumfused when I got up that I walked into a wall.

by thelivingbarbie January 9, 2009

Spontaneously self-combusted

Usually said after relaying a chain of events to make them sound more interesting.

"Then I went to the computer and logged onto Facebook, and I suddenly spontaneously self-combusted."

by ArticunoJynxNidorinaBeedril May 23, 2010

cumbuster

1. Term referring to a male who busts cum, i.e. likes to suck dix
2. Gay person
3. Often used as a general insult.

1. Dude, Steven likes to pants people. What a cumbuster.
2. See that guy in the plaid jacket? He's a cumbuster.
3. DON'T TK ME YOU FUCKING CUMBUSTER.

by Grif April 9, 2004

Cumfused

When your confused but still sexually aroused

This video is really kinky, it's making me cumfused.

by TheLunchGoblin August 5, 2017

combustedpotato

Hello..... do you perhaps like drinking water? Specifically dog water? Or is hotdog water more for your standards? Let me know. You may like milk if you “that way.”

Hi combustedpotato. I’m just making definitions for anyone I see.

by owowowoowowowoowowowowoiwow March 1, 2021

Camfused

When a webcam pops up behind your current internet window during excessive porn surfing and you, for a brief period of time, believe that the woman is speaking directly to you.

I was masturbating furiously last night only to be camfused by a large black woman on Porn Hub Live saying, "Use both hands for me baby!" After my initial panic, I realized it was just a video and she couldn't actually see me jerking off.

by Slopppy Seconds June 19, 2011

ConFusted

Confused and fustrated.

Trying to figure out chinese math has me confusted.

by Fatal Puppy October 11, 2009