cumfort

When your girl's sad, just dick her down. Cumfort her.

Aiden: Yo man, my girl's sad, what do I do?
Max: Just cumfort her man.
Aiden: Aw neat aight thanks man.

by your morbidly obese mother March 19, 2020

Cumfortable

The act of cumming and pulling up your pants simultaneously to avoid getting caught having a wank.

Lucky I got cumfortable right before my parents walked into my room.

by mike.tython May 6, 2014

cumfortable pants

A pair of trousers which were used to clean up seamen, that still get worn.

I can't believe Greg still wears his cumfortable pants after I used them to clean spunk of that Polish girl's face

by Crocodile Dandee November 8, 2010

Cumfort food

Aphrodisiac comfort food

Yo them Oyster look proper Cumfort Food

by Call elated March 6, 2018

cumfort blanket

The little blanket or cloth that you ejaculate onto so that semen dont get everywhere else.

Dont use that blanket dude. why? Its my cumfort blanket

by MrGrim10001110101 May 20, 2010

Cumfortably Numb

When an Individual cums to a point where their penis becomes numb

Bro this girl was so fucking hot she made me Cumfortably Numb

by Biggs_tf2 May 18, 2021

Cumfort

Noun
Any safe place that is used for sexual activities. Examples include: bedroom, bed, brothel, car, tent, bathroom, or, in rare cases, an actual fort.

Transitive verb
To soothe, ease, or relieve physically, specifically via orgasm and with full consent.

During our trip to the beach I built a "cumfort" (n), or a tent if you want to be all boring about it. That way we had a safe place to "cumfort" (v) each other for the day".

by Blantern January 23, 2025