Aiden: Yo man, my girl's sad, what do I do?
Max: Just cumfort her man.
Aiden: Aw neat aight thanks man.
Max: Just cumfort her man.
Aiden: Aw neat aight thanks man.
by your morbidly obese mother March 19, 2020

by mike.tython May 6, 2014

I can't believe Greg still wears his cumfortable pants after I used them to clean spunk of that Polish girl's face
by Crocodile Dandee November 8, 2010

by Call elated March 6, 2018

by MrGrim10001110101 May 20, 2010

by Biggs_tf2 May 18, 2021

Noun
Any safe place that is used for sexual activities. Examples include: bedroom, bed, brothel, car, tent, bathroom, or, in rare cases, an actual fort.
Transitive verb
To soothe, ease, or relieve physically, specifically via orgasm and with full consent.
Any safe place that is used for sexual activities. Examples include: bedroom, bed, brothel, car, tent, bathroom, or, in rare cases, an actual fort.
Transitive verb
To soothe, ease, or relieve physically, specifically via orgasm and with full consent.
During our trip to the beach I built a "cumfort" (n), or a tent if you want to be all boring about it. That way we had a safe place to "cumfort" (v) each other for the day".
by Blantern January 23, 2025
