cumcrete

After ejaculating, semen is left inside the urethra. After some time, this seminal fluid hardens causing disturbed urinary patterns.

I was aiming for the toilet but due to an excess of cumcrete I urinated all over my pants.

by Jackstain October 12, 2009

cumcraver

A male who loves semen, usually his own.
Would rather rub it in than wipe it up!

My mate Bonce is a cumcraver

by the ripped one April 14, 2005

cumcrete

Dry semen left on a countertop after masturbation.

My roommate is a bastard. He left cumcrete on the bathroom counter by the toilet. I thought it was toothpaste until a tried to wipe it up with a wet cloth and almost puked from the smell.

by Dr. Robstew December 19, 2012

Cumgry

To have munchies after an orgasm

Damn, I just came and now i’m so fucking Cumgry!

Someone DoorDash me McDonalds...

by 1reason December 26, 2019

cumrry

1 sexy ass mf 🥵🥵

person a: "have you seen cumrry?"

person b: "who's that?"
person a: "um, only the sexiest moot alive. I feel sorry that you dont know them."

by PotatoCarlos516 June 7, 2021

cumrry

cumrry is very hot and creative with usernames. they might have one of the best ones. cumrry is you see this lets make out 😊🤘

person 1: who is cumrry?
person 2: oh, cumrry is that one hot mutual with a cool usernamd

by hotcute69rry June 8, 2021

cumcrust

gritty textured dried up semen that makes telltale opaque stains

Monica lewinsky's little black dress was tastefully embellished with President Clinton's cumcrust.

by joshster August 12, 2007