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Deriving from the formulation of two words: 'Cum' and 'Lord'.
Meaning: The Boss/Master of a semen/sperm mixture or a 'Twat'.
Normally used as an insult when the user is either intoxicated or on the losing side of an insult battle. The use of such a word is ill-advised as people will come to the conclusion that you are retarded. see Fucktard
Mother, you cumlord, where is my fucking tea?
cumlord by Margaret Thatcher February 27, 2004
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It often relates to music that is extremely sexual, such as pornrap.
Instead it relates to sexual hardcore rock/metal etc.
Cumcore:
Some songs by ISMFOF, Korn - Kunt, Hollywood Undead (although they are mostly rap) etc..
Cumcore by YUUUU December 18, 2009
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A person usually a man who trades accommodations for sex.
Becky hates her parents and if she can find a cumlord she is outta there.
cumlord by dubeswiggins January 11, 2015
When someone’s being a dick or generally making you upset; a very widely known homosexual man
Guy: holy shit here comes the cumlord
Cumlord: I got horses in the back, horse stock is attached
Cumlord by Big_T_lmao December 28, 2020
Stringy Semen dripping from the nose of somebody performing Fellatio, usually when ejaculation occurs during 'deep throat', and the load makes its way up through the sinuses and out of the nose.
Martin has got a bad case of flu, his nose is running and he looks like he has a cumcold.

I think Michelle has been sucking somebody off, she has got a proper cumcold going on.
Cumcold by Underpants_man July 4, 2016

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Cumlord69 is a very horny person and always try’s to fuck someone cumlord69 is trying to get in everyone’s pants
Cumlord 9 is trying to get in everyone’s pants

Cumlord69 is a horny man and always try’s to get in everyone’s pants
cumlord69 by Honeyisnotyourfriend December 30, 2021
When during any sexual act be it masturbation or intercourse, the climax and the resulting orgasm are repeated a second time immediately after the first. Often a result of great sex or a good nut.
Dude, I listened to what said about looking at that hardcore stuff, I nutted so hard I had a cumcore.
Cumcore by Thatguywithmanyproblems October 12, 2019