Cumbrella

Someone who lets everyone else cum on them. (not necessarily at one time. that would be bukkake )

Your mom is the cumbrella of Eastern Idaho.

Your dad is the cumbrella of Walla Walla, Washington.

Your sister is the cumbrella of the Martin Van Buren High School varsity football team.

by masochistmonkeyjoe March 18, 2007

cumberwad

CAMERON WATTS

Cameron watts and custard cream boy are cumberwads

by Lily and carmen May 23, 2021

Cumbleweed

Long neglected wad of facial tissue containing dried seminal fluids, often found under the bed or in corner of the room.

"While mom was cleaning Johnny's neglected room, she discovered that the entire underside of the bed was littered with cumbleweeds."

by 1101101101 April 16, 2014

Cumbrella

The umbrella you take to The Folsom Street Faire to prevent cum landing on your head as men masterbate out the apartment windows above.

Damn it! I forgot my cumbrella! Now I'm gonna get jizz in my hairs!

by mecp007 September 21, 2014

Cumbrellas

Fake eye lashes that prevent cum from getting in the girl/guys eyes.

Lacy put on her cumbrellas for the after party tonight when he finishes on her.

by Jr0ckk February 6, 2021

Cumbrella

When a man stands up and shoots his load all over a chick's head and face. She stands under his cumbrella.

She is standing under his cumbrella ella ella ella ay ay ay ay a ay.

by DaddyAZ October 26, 2008

Cumbrella

These are umbrella's used in the porn industry to protect camera's while filming squirt movies.

"Dude, Cytheria is about to blow. Put up the cumbrella."

by Bryz April 29, 2008