Cumbrella

A condom. An umbrella for your penis preventing the cum outside.

Amy: Do you have the protection?

Ben: A cumbrella? Yeah I've already put it on.

by shaez September 19, 2014

Cumbrella

An umbrella used to guard one's self from showers of cum.

Im about ta' hit it so hard, she gonna need a cumbrella!

by RodgerCodger January 4, 2011

Cumbrella

Another word for condom

John: I can wait for you to let me in because I'm just that kind of fella, but I'm gonna bust so hard you're gonna need a cumbrella
Amanda: Ok, John....

by Manda+JaMiS January 9, 2017

Cumbrella

Elongated eye lashes used to block semen from getting in the eyes.

Him: "Aren't you worried it'll hit your eyes?"
Me: "Don't worry, I have a cumbrella."

by theonionkb February 3, 2021

Cumbrella

A three man job that requires one man to spread his ball sack out flat.
, Another man to ejaculate (cum) on the flatly spread ball sack, and a third man to suck the cun out of the ball sack with or without a straw.

Shawn: Johnny what are you doing tonight?
Johnny: I was thinking you and Jeff should come over so we can do a cumbrella

by Cumthu April 22, 2015

Cumbrella

A contraceptive device worn on the penis. A synonym to condom.

"Eh man, u got any comdamns?""Yea, here's my last cumbrella, chief."

by Jzza February 19, 2010

Cumbrella

Something used as a shield to block a mighty cum load landing on ones face!

"Wtf Bitch, Don't be using my sheets as a Cumbrella"

by RobDJ July 23, 2009